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Level 1
(x) said LOL out loud
(x) forgotten your own age
(x) tried to lick your elbow
SO FAR: 3

Level 2
( ) said the wrong name in bed
( ) had unprotected sex
(x) hurt yourself sexing
(x) sexed yourself hurting
SO FAR: 5

Level 3
( ) licked your toe
( ) licked a frozen pole
( ) licked a dog bone
(x) licked a dog
SO FAR: 6

Level 4
( ) drank old milk
( ) drank milk right from a cow
( ) ever thought chocolate milk came from brown cows
( ) drank Qwik right from the brown cow
( ) pushed a cow over
SO FAR: 6

Level 5
( ) eaten bugs
( ) eaten garbage
(x) eaten food off the floor after 5 seconds
(x) eaten a booger
SO FAR: 8

Level 6
(x) been in a 5-seater car with more than 7 people
(x) been in a 7-seater van with over 12 people
(x) driven in a 7-seater van by yourself
( ) driven a tricycle past the age of 3
( ) driven yourself home to the wrong house
SO FAR: 11

Level 7
(x) put dirty dishes in the fridge
( ) put bowls of food in the dishwasher
( ) put a full glass of juice in the cupboard
( ) put salt in your coffee
( ) dropped the cap into the glass your drinking from
SO FAR: 12

Level 8
( ) jumped over a car
( ) jumped out of a moving car
( ) jumped into a thorny bush on purpose
( ) jumped off a bridge
( ) jumped off your house
SO FAR: 12

Level 10
( ) forgot where you live
(x) forgot your own birthday
(x) forgot to zip up in the morning
SO FAR: 14

Level 11
(x) walked into a pole
(x) walked into a wall
(x) walked into someone
(x) walked into a parked car
SO FAR: 18

Level 12
( ) won a burping contest
( ) burped the alphabet
(x) burped just to break the silence
(x) burped too hard and threw up
SO FAR: 20

Level 13
(x) eaten a whole bag of chips
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) eaten a whole pizza so no one else could have a slice
SO FAR: 22

Level 14
(x) caught picking your nose
( ) caught going to the bathroom outside
( ) caught with your pants down
( ) caught having sex
( ) caught sexing yourself
SO FAR: 23

Level 15
( ) shoved something up your nose
( ) picked your nose and studied what came out
(x) picked your nose till it bled
( ) let your nose bleed to see the awesome blood all over you
(x) blew your nose so goddamn hard your whole body hurt (I was ill)
SO FAR: 25

Level 16
(x) told a lie
(x) been caught in a lie
(x) lied to cover a lie
(x) lied to cover your ass
( ) lied to an undercover hooker cop
SO FAR: 29

Level 17
(x) laughed at someone in pain
(x) laughed too loud and embarrassed yourself
( ) laughed at a funeral
(x) laughed so hard you pissed yourself
SO FAR: 32

Level 18
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) believed in Santa past the age of 8
(x) believed your folks when they said a bunny laid chocolate eggs outside
( ) believe you're too old for trick or treating
SO FAR: 34

Level 19
( ) threw a party for yourself
(x) threw a ball at yourself
(x) threw up on yourself
( ) threw a ball at a wall that returned directly to your crotch (no big deal, I'm female)
( ) threw a superball in the house and took it right in the face
SO FAR: 36

Level 20
(x) pretended to know what you are doing
(x) pretended you were hot shit
(x) pretended you weren't listening
( ) pretended you were Spiderman
SO FAR: 39

Level 22
(x) fell on the sidewalk
(x) fell down the stairs
(x) fell up the stairs
(x) went sledding down the stairs
SO FAR: 43

Level 23
( ) tried to do a real cool back flip (tried...)
( ) and busted your ass
(x) tried to do a real cool cartwheel (succeeded on occasion)
( ) and didn't lift your feet, retard
SO FAR: 44

Level 24
(x) ate food that you just kinda found
( ) ate the mystery food in the back of the fridge
( ) ate something nasty to get a laugh
( ) cried when no one laughed
SO FAR: 45

Level 25
(x) cried when you hurt yourself
(x) cried when you didn't get your way
( ) cried over spilled milk
(x) cried after sex
SO FAR: 48

Level 26
( ) gone swimming naked
( ) gone swimming in a strangers pool
( ) gone swimming with a hose in the yard
( ) gone swimming in a stank-ass pond
( ) gone swimming in the bathtub like a champ
SO FAR: 48

Level 27
(x) rode a Pony
( ) rode a Donkey
( ) rode a lawnmower pretending it was awesome race car
( ) rode a shovel pretending it was an awesome spaceship
( ) rode the dog (Mason, Molly, you aren't good cars.)
SO FAR: 49

Level 28
(x) locked yourself out of your house
(x) locked yourself out of your car
( ) locked yourself in the car
( ) trapped yourself in a child's plastic house
( ) tangled yourself up in a rope
( ) tangled yourself up in a hose
( ) locked yourself in the trunk with the keys
SO FAR: 51

Level 29
( ) overcooked a fancy meal
(x) overcooked the EasyMAC
(x) overcooked a pop-tart
( ) overcooked a tiny plastic army man
(x) overcooked yourself at the beach
SO FAR: 54

Level 31
(x) bitten plastic fruit
( ) bit too hard and hurt your teeth
(x) bit down before the fork got in your mouth
(x) lifted an empty soda you thought was full thereby unintentionally flinging it across the room
(x) overcompensated an extra step in the stairs that wasn't there
SO FAR: 58

Level 32
( ) mistaken a stranger for a family member and blabbed at them
(x) mistaken a man for a woman or vice-versa
( ) shaved your eyebrows (I want to!)
( ) poked yourself in the eye with safety goggles! Sweet irony.

Total: 59